1994, winnipeg mb, sandwich artist. cat lover. music breather. terrible dancer. both hater& lover of the internets. _________________________

was without any doubt or shame that annoying girl in grade school obsessed with horses..... still am.
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inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit *

jessfilop is this every guy you’ve ever had a crush on or….?

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via svveden)

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15 hours ago

(Source: whywelovedrake, via realslimcaity)

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16 hours ago
stability:

Volker Kraft hung 10,000 colored eggs in his apple tree this week in Saalfeld, Germany. (x)

stability:

Volker Kraft hung 10,000 colored eggs in his apple tree this week in Saalfeld, Germany. (x)

(via jessiespanospilladdiction)

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1 day ago

theyellowbrickroad:

If you do not like my body it sounds like it is your problem and not mine

(via fullbodiedlovin)

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1 day ago
ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

(via thetreeisbonkers)

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1 day ago

When you keep lecturing me and won’t let you speak up or walk away, calling me lazy and a pig for not keeping my room 100% clean (during a 40 hour work week and taking night classes,) especially when I just came downstairs to take a break from cleaning since I got home…. And you expect me to stand there and take it and say “yes mother” and nothing else… Don’t be surprised when I lose my shit a little bit and roll my eyes and ask “are you done?”….. You treat me like a fucking child I will act like a fucking child. We’re all adults now I expect equal respect in return for mine.

Posted
3 days ago

happier-soon:

Instead of telling people not to call each other fat, why don’t we teach them that fat isn’t an insult

(via fullbodiedlovin)

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1 week ago

Today was a good day. Like, a really good day. I love my job, I have great friends, the sun was shining, I feel okay about my exam tomorrow..

There’s a lunar eclipse, I’m snake-sitting for a friend, bong’s lit…
so what the fuck. why am I sad.

Everything is all right but nothing is really fine.

Why am I sad and shitty and miserable tonight.

Why am I sad and shtity ALL THE TIME.

What will it take to find happiness?

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1 week ago
missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

(via fagbitchsalad69)

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1 week ago

commanderknotty:

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

(Source: duinesidhe, via i-suck-dick)

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