NOTHING IS COOL

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1/3 of me:	I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me:	I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me:	I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.

changingmorphologies:

I don’t know what’s happening, but I like it.

changingmorphologies:

I don’t know what’s happening, but I like it.

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do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce

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it’s not even windy her hair just does that

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p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

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drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

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mollywhopping:

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

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Extreme sheep herding.
you’re doing it right.

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